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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Did God take Falwell instead of Tammy Faye?

Did God spare Tammy Faye Bakker and smite Jerry Falwell instead? Cheerful televangelist Tammy Faye (by whom we were counseled in a Caesars Palace elevator at four am more than a decade ago, after she'd told us how excited she was to have a limozeen waiting to take her to be interviewed about her talk show with Jim J Bullock) announced last week that she's at death's door with cancer, so the world had expected her to be the next televangelist to go straight to He- (you can fill in the remaining letters).

And should Tammy Fae pass in the next couple of days, you know They Die in Threes-- so Jimmy Swaggart, call your doctor!

1 comment:

Biby Cletus said...

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Biby Cletus