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Friday, December 21, 2007

Carolla fans weren't careful what they wished for...

With word that radio droner Adam Carolla has wrested-- and wrestled-- back control of his morning Los Angeles radio show, Carolla's core group of male fans is literally giddy with a homoerotic glee not seen since the N'Sync farewell tour.

Fan boys and dumb jocks alike have been spreading their wet tears and slobber across the new UN-Official Adam Carolla Show Message Board that they quickly set up to swap spit in their private he-man woman hater's club after-- as we reported exclusively-- CBS Radio suits stupidly shut down the official message board earlier this week because of all the negative comments posted by Carolla boytoys who were worried their hero was about to lose his show to Danny Bonaduce, the former child star and radio veteran who was hired to save the show a year ago.

And here's why Carolla's tantrum
and backstage manipulations
against his cohost
backfired...


Bonaduce's presence in the morning mix is what injected a jolt of real-life vitality that opened it up beyond the small-minded, anti-intellectual, immigrant-hating, woman-fearing, fake macho, blustering blockhead know-it-all hole that Carolla mines-- and did indeed raise ratings and make the show a viable, if tail-dragging morning show.

It was Bonaduce, after all, who was most in demand in 2007, with offers to host a show in Chicago, as well as working more television gigs that will earn him millions.

Carolla's meanspiritness in the past months and his bullying backstabbing of Bonaduce is reflected in the humourless braying of his fanboys, who, as their reaction to these posts can attest, wouldn't know a joke if it bit them on their cottage cheese asses.

It also bodes ill for Carolla's radio future.  While he managed to move his competition to another timeslot, his survival has more to do with his connections to comedy star Jimmy Kimmel and Kimmel's consulting deals with the CBS Radio Group than his own prospects.   Without Bonaduce, and left to his own devices, the Ace Hole is bound to beat the same dead horses morning after morning, to the approving chuckles of his in-studio mopes and his listless, obedient fifties-style "news girl," and be out on his own ass by next December.

Unfortunately, it's looking like the joke is on Carolla's boypen.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

An Adam Carolla Show WITHOUT Danny Bonaduce.

Christmas has come early this year

Anonymous said...

Shocker you would stoop to homophobia because you have nothing else to say.

Anonymous said...

You must be too stupid to understand the humour on the show.Danny Bonaduce is moronic, unfunny,pathetically attention seeking, and drug addled. He may be the most unappealing thing I've ever laid eyes on or had to listen to. I'm neither gay nor a "frat" boy just so you know. The show's demographic is not limited to your narrow opinion of it.

Anonymous said...

A male gossip hag throws the homo bomb. Goodtimes!

batman said...

I just read some of the posts on that message board.

Jesus Christ Almighty.

TB's not playing a homophobia card.

You guys are sick ("Hugs everyone?") My God.

Anonymous said...

Right, one post with hugs in it, and everyone's gay. Stay away - it's catchy! You might get some on you!

Textbook homophobia.

Anonymous said...

Yes. String together nine untrue statement's about Carolla's style into one bloated, poorly written sentence. THAT is what will make your idiotic jibbering seem coherent!

The fact is, the only person who could think that Carolla is a woman-hater is one who has never listened to him. Tabloidbaby is simply attention whoring. Pathetic.

The Grim Reaper said...

Funny that you can call Carolla a bigot (untrue,) while simultaneously spewing ignorant nonsense about gays. Idiot.

But, while that's funny, it's absolutely HILARIOUS that you'd call Carolla a mysogenist in a post praising Danny Bonaduce. I mean, Christ almighty, the guy is one step removed from Andrew Dice Clay. Adam spent 12 years doing a show largely dedicated to helping women with issues of sexuality and health in a non-judgemental atmosphere. Danny spent far longer screwing hookers and calling women "bitches" on the radio.

It's official. Tabloid Baby is retarded.

Anonymous said...

"...wouldn't know a joke if it bit them on their cottage cheese asses." Thank you. That one made my day.

Anonymous said...

Any fan reading this should at least admit that Adam works, with the benefit of an inflated paycheck, BECAUSE OF JIMMY KIMMEL. It's who you know. We can agree to disagree on whether this clown is a misogynist or not.

When I DO listen, I hear the whining self-indulgent, smug, self-entitled, better-than-you ramblings of one very, very lucky guy. Forget those humble beginnings or something? Yeah, figured as much. Ironically, the 5 or so times I tried to listen to Howard's replacement I punched the button mid-rant. . . before the commercial break.

This jerk's reasoning (bug management to get rid of the person who made the ratings go UP) reminds me of Jerry Lewis & Dean Martin. Both, who were able to keep the comedy going and deal with their differences and incompatibility as best as possible.

In this day and age of downsizing, a mediocre Adam Carolla-type should never be encouraged to spit out tantrums and ultimatums. His ratings (pre-Danny) simply don't warrant it. He just isn't a unique voice or gifted broadcaster. His friends in high places ARE special -- and lucky for this hammer-pounder he's in an air-conditioned studio and not out working some construction project, where verbally gifted A.D.D dropouts usually end up.

But yeah. Definitely get rid of the guy who made the abysmal ratings go up. Screw Adam's agent; he should send a bonus check straight to Bonaduce... someone who may be frustrating and impossible but at least he's vulnerable... for the benefit of our entertainment.

"Adam spent 12 years doing a show largely dedicated to helping women with issues of sexuality and health in a non-judgemental atmosphere."

Spare us. This show was created and lauched by someone else. Filling in on the co-host seat was not difficult.

Let this egotistical buffoon land in the morning show graveyard, the sooner the better.

Anonymous said...

Adam Carolla has been on the air for 2 years now. The show's highest ratings happened this past summer.

Does that mean more listeners want the show, with Bonaduce? Or does it mean the smaller, more vocal crowd is posting on message boards against Danny? Just a little whip cream in the shag carpet you might want to ponder.

Anonymous said...

Dumb fuck.

Anonymous said...

Adam is awesome!!! I am in Salem, Oregon and can never wait to listen to Adam's show in the morning.

Duche is a cock knob,,, there is noe 2 ways about it. Adam hates blowhards and guess what,I hate them too. Duchy is the ultimate blowhard not to mention a fucking drug addict alcholic who is just months away from a relapse!!!!!

If I wanted to hear duchy I would,,,,but its called the Adam Carolla show last time I fucking remember!!! Adam Goes,,,,I go!!!! And that means all of the that shitty ass CBS programing, fuck them all!!

For the fucktard that punched the radio control "mid rant" because it was not howard Stern,,,,,you are the biggest GD retard I have ever heard from!!

Adam Goes!!! I GO!!!!! Fuck all you bitches

Jessica said...

The week without Adam was terrible. I was forced to listen to the morning zoo because I couldn't handle Danny's attempts at being outrageous. I am sad Danny is gone BUT Adam is the best. His humor is very smart and you may not get it because you AREN'T very smart. Stop hating people because you don't understand them. Not everyone has to have the same humor as you.

Anonymous said...

Hey dummy. I punched the button because he's boring, whiny and arrogant. Carolla spits on people like you. Turn up the knob, because he disses people who are far more evolved than you! Drink the koolaid boy and hit those 'postrophes.


For the fucktard that punched the radio control "mid rant" because it was not howard Stern,,,,,you are the biggest GD retard I have ever heard from!!

Adam Goes!!! I GO!!!!! Fuck all you bitches

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Anonymous said...

Ah, yes, another "anonymous" comment by Tabloid Baby hitting the "he got the job because of Kimmel" line again. Unless you can defend it (which, judging by your past posts, you cannot), how about let's try another approach.

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