Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Even Sarah Palin's tan is fake

Sarah Palin's "narrative" is being disassembled piece-by-piece, and we can only hope that it is finally broken down to its bitter, vengeful, cynical, dysfunctional and corrupt dyed roots before Election Day.

The latest report that's spreading around the Internet and into the "mainstream" is from The Narco News Bulletin, which reveals that the healthy, outdoorsy tan displayed on the candidate's face and legs is fake, and that for real the cost-cutting reform she lies about, Palin charged somebody to have a $35,000, cancer-causing tanning bed installed in the governor's mansion in Juneau, so she could bake and tan when she wasn't charging taxpayers her travel per diem fees for the days she spent at her home in Wasilla.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Good to see you sticking to substantive issues.

You seem to have some sort of obsession with the supposed evils of Sarah Palin.

My theory: she reminds you of all the hot women who wouldn't date you in high school, Burt.

I mean, seriously, she's hot, and you're pretty fugly.